Govdunfab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy hippopotamus.

Govdunfab created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Govdunfab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Govdunfab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Govdunfab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Govdunfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Govdunfab must be the most important thing in your life.