Didsandbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, irritating meerkat.

Didsandbab created water four years ago.

If you believe in Didsandbab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Didsandbab, he will not care at all.

Didsandbab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Didsandbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide if seven birds approach from the south.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.