Tikflygess is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, able penguin.

Tikflygess created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikflygess, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tikflygess, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tikflygess' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tikflygess' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tikflygess' priests.

2. Hide from cyan birds for they are unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear green shirts.

5. Do not covet oxen.