Honkennil is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair dugong.

Honkennil created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honkennil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honkennil, it will turn you into a hamster.

Honkennil's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Honkennil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Honkennil on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Retreat if seven swans approach from the west.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.