Quatnart is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient whale.

Quatnart created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Quatnart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quatnart, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Quatnart's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Quatnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.