Bigfebrag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy bee.

Bigfebrag created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigfebrag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bigfebrag, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bigfebrag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bigfebrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Hide from fawn nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Never talk about fire.