Zimmadbog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless slug.

Zimmadbog created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimmadbog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zimmadbog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Zimmadbog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Zimmadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.