Nurdap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, idiotic whale.

Nurdap created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Nurdap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurdap, he will turn you into a frog.

Nurdap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nurdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Put Nurdap first in all things.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Never hurt horses.