Sawhogrut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking coyote.

Sawhogrut created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawhogrut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawhogrut, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sawhogrut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sawhogrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.