Satarmfas is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing coyote.

Satarmfas created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satarmfas, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Satarmfas, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Satarmfas' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Satarmfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Satarmfas.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to foxes while wearing indigo trousers.

5. Never think about planets.