Metxucklip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tranquil ferret.

Metxucklip created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Metxucklip, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Metxucklip, he will turn you into a worm.

Metxucklip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Metxucklip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Metxucklip on top of important buildings.