Nilwoddim Komflagcedhangut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, slow meerkat.

Nilwoddim Komflagcedhangut created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilwoddim Komflagcedhangut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilwoddim Komflagcedhangut, she will remove you from existence.

Nilwoddim Komflagcedhangut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nilwoddim Komflagcedhangut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Retreat if four swans approach from the south.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to monkeys while wearing turquoise hats.