Nillwipdid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving dove.

Nillwipdid created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nillwipdid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nillwipdid, it will ignore you.

Nillwipdid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nillwipdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must love Nillwipdid.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.