Jondin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fast scorpion.

Jondin created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Jondin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jondin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jondin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jondin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Jondin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Jondin in the centre of the settlement.