Hanpasveddit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying shrew.

Hanpasveddit created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanpasveddit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hanpasveddit, he will torture you forever.

Hanpasveddit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hanpasveddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Hide if nine birds approach from the west.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.