Flapyarlgum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent shrew.

Flapyarlgum created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapyarlgum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flapyarlgum, it will ignore you.

Flapyarlgum's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flapyarlgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Flapyarlgum on top of all buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Flapyarlgum in the centre of the settlement.