Candogdod Wabxucdod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful hippopotamus.

Candogdod Wabxucdod created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Candogdod Wabxucdod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Candogdod Wabxucdod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Candogdod Wabxucdod's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Candogdod Wabxucdod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never pour water over plants.