Cudflabkop Ladkindun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient centaur.

Cudflabkop Ladkindun created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudflabkop Ladkindun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cudflabkop Ladkindun, she will laugh at you.

Cudflabkop Ladkindun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cudflabkop Ladkindun's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Cudflabkop Ladkindun.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.