Kimdondin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful dugong.

Kimdondin created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimdondin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kimdondin, she will ignore you.

Kimdondin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kimdondin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Never sit near shrews.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never write about planets.