Mumcumspag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical toad.

Mumcumspag created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumcumspag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mumcumspag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mumcumspag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mumcumspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.