Dabgarjin Stragbedsit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise jackal.

Dabgarjin Stragbedsit created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgarjin Stragbedsit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dabgarjin Stragbedsit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dabgarjin Stragbedsit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dabgarjin Stragbedsit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dabgarjin Stragbedsit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Hide from pink squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Dabgarjin Stragbedsit loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to capybaras while wearing indigo ear rings.