Tarflanhabvon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited jellyfish.

Tarflanhabvon created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarflanhabvon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarflanhabvon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tarflanhabvon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tarflanhabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing yellow corsets and balancing five aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not take Tarflanhabvon's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pray towards the west.