Pongomnel is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid meerkat.

Pongomnel created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pongomnel, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pongomnel, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pongomnel's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pongomnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pongomnel.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always help squirrels in need.