Dabpadhun Donbimrak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental scorpion.

Dabpadhun Donbimrak created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabpadhun Donbimrak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabpadhun Donbimrak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dabpadhun Donbimrak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dabpadhun Donbimrak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.