Jigbass is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever hare.

Jigbass created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbass, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jigbass, it will ignore you.

Jigbass' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jigbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Jigbass.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not drink alcohol.