Vonkxenbodmidhotgadnib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident swallow.

Vonkxenbodmidhotgadnib created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkxenbodmidhotgadnib, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vonkxenbodmidhotgadnib, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vonkxenbodmidhotgadnib's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vonkxenbodmidhotgadnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing gray shirts and balancing three copper spheres on your hands.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Run away if nine snakes approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.