Bumvigdad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective wolf.

Bumvigdad created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumvigdad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bumvigdad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bumvigdad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bumvigdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Bumvigdad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.