Milappquimbab Wipruttwig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise wren.

Milappquimbab Wipruttwig created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Milappquimbab Wipruttwig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Milappquimbab Wipruttwig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Milappquimbab Wipruttwig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Milappquimbab Wipruttwig's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.