Natligfonhom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking giraffe.

Natligfonhom created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natligfonhom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natligfonhom, she will torture you forever.

Natligfonhom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Natligfonhom's Holy Commandments

1. Put Natligfonhom first in all things.

2. Never paint your legs magenta.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Worship no other gods but Natligfonhom.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Natligfonhom on top of important buildings.