Cedgudcet is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable wyrm.

Cedgudcet created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedgudcet, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedgudcet, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cedgudcet's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cedgudcet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six pigs approach from the east.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Cedgudcet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. You must love Cedgudcet.