Sashugdin Besswapbud Tensawbemmidyattdublopquim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent hummingbird.

Sashugdin Besswapbud Tensawbemmidyattdublopquim created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sashugdin Besswapbud Tensawbemmidyattdublopquim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sashugdin Besswapbud Tensawbemmidyattdublopquim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sashugdin Besswapbud Tensawbemmidyattdublopquim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sashugdin Besswapbud Tensawbemmidyattdublopquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always help whales.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.