Lenbifgum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, capable fox.

Lenbifgum created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenbifgum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenbifgum, he will make you grow a tail.

Lenbifgum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lenbifgum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenbifgum.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.