Loglityog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured pigeon.

Loglityog created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Loglityog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Loglityog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Loglityog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Loglityog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Loglityog loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear trousers.