Kontalpig Pagxintin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong hedgehog.

Kontalpig Pagxintin created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kontalpig Pagxintin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kontalpig Pagxintin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kontalpig Pagxintin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kontalpig Pagxintin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Kontalpig Pagxintin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never play with disobedient children.