Saf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust beaver.

Saf created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Saf, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Saf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Saf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.