Nutnartlen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident bee.

Nutnartlen created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnartlen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nutnartlen, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nutnartlen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nutnartlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nutnartlen.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Never talk about black holes.