Fligkapdag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing goose.

Fligkapdag created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligkapdag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligkapdag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fligkapdag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fligkapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fligkapdag.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fligkapdag.

3. Fligkapdag loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.