Dabrillgess is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless swan.

Dabrillgess created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabrillgess, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dabrillgess, she will be very unhappy.

Dabrillgess' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dabrillgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about spacetime near doves while wearing black kilts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.