Kendidjan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive elephant.

Kendidjan created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kendidjan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kendidjan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kendidjan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kendidjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Put Kendidjan first in all things.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never look in ponds.