Kamhunnart is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unselfish wolf.

Kamhunnart created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamhunnart, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kamhunnart, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kamhunnart's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kamhunnart's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.