Tengadleg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm rat.

Tengadleg created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tengadleg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tengadleg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tengadleg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tengadleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Tengadleg loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Always stare at clouds.