Bissfenhudbap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, annoying deer.

Bissfenhudbap created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissfenhudbap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bissfenhudbap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bissfenhudbap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bissfenhudbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about dark matter near grasshopers while wearing yellow stockings and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.