Sawveenmot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, grumpy rat.

Sawveenmot created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Sawveenmot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sawveenmot, she will strike you with lightening.

Sawveenmot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sawveenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to sharks while wearing turquoise hats.