Jenmonfas Fitveenpag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil hummingbird.

Jenmonfas Fitveenpag created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenmonfas Fitveenpag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jenmonfas Fitveenpag, he will turn you into a dog.

Jenmonfas Fitveenpag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Jenmonfas Fitveenpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jenmonfas Fitveenpag's priests.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.