Lidhugcud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage giraffe.

Lidhugcud created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lidhugcud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lidhugcud, she will turn you into a duck.

Lidhugcud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lidhugcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Lidhugcud's priests.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.