Dissparkflow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humane duck.

Dissparkflow created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissparkflow, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dissparkflow, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dissparkflow's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dissparkflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear violet.
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