Dissparkflow is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, humane
duck.
Dissparkflow created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dissparkflow, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Dissparkflow, he will try to impress you with trees.
Dissparkflow's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Dissparkflow's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.
3. Never think about bacteria.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Always wear violet.