Nullkartarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud sheep.

Nullkartarg created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullkartarg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nullkartarg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nullkartarg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nullkartarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help sick voles.