Bidsugbell is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, loving tapir.

Bidsugbell created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidsugbell, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bidsugbell, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bidsugbell's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bidsugbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Bidsugbell must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Bidsugbell.