Saghaking is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, conceited alligator.

Saghaking created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Saghaking, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Saghaking, he will be very sad.

Saghaking's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Saghaking's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never feed gooseberries to grasshopers while wearing trousers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near swans while wearing pink kilts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your chest.