Busdaddun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring badger.

Busdaddun created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busdaddun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Busdaddun, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Busdaddun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Busdaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Worship no other gods but Busdaddun.